"Who is the better Freddy?" my reaction

WHO WAS THE BETTER FREDDY??? I get that question a lot, and here's pretty much how it goes.

Kid: Hey, who do you think was the better Freddy Krueger?
Me: ROBERT ENGLUND, BITCH!!!
Kid: Well, the new one had better graphics...
Me: Shut up. I KNOW the new one had better graphics but Freddy straight out SUCKED! The original was a child molester but they didn't come out and say it, as opposed to a gardener that molested the kids! Plus Nancy Thompson is better than Nancy Holbrook and Tina is better than Kris!
Kid: Whatever, freak.
Me: YEAH, YEAH, YOU BETTER WALK AWAY! YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT! YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT IT!