Jesse's Little Shop of Horrors

"Who is the better Freddy?" my reaction

2011-05-07T18:30:00.000-07:00

WHO WAS THE BETTER FREDDY??? I get that question a lot, and here's pretty much how it goes.

Kid: Hey, who do you think was the better Freddy Krueger?
Me: ROBERT ENGLUND, BITCH!!!
Kid: Well, the new one had better graphics...
Me: Shut up. I KNOW the new one had better graphics but Freddy straight out SUCKED! The original was a child molester but they didn't come out and say it, as opposed to a gardener that molested the kids! Plus Nancy Thompson is better than Nancy Holbrook and Tina is better than Kris!
Kid: Whatever, freak.
Me: YEAH, YEAH, YOU BETTER WALK AWAY! YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT! YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT IT!

Top 10 Horror Children

2011-04-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

PEOPLE ARE CRAZY

2011-03-27T09:47:00.000-07:00

Some people will look at you weird if you start talking about Saw or something like that because you're not talking about Twilight or Harry Potter or something like that. Well, those people are completely nuts! They wouldn't know a good genre of movie if it punched them in the face! So don't let the fear of being called a freak stop you from talking about what YOU want to talk about, because those who will look at you funny are completely insane and they're just haters!

Monster of the Week

2011-03-27T09:41:00.000-07:00

Damien Thorn

The Omen, Damien. Omen II, Omen Three: The Final Conflict

Monami, aka Vampire Girl

2011-03-19T08:56:00.000-07:00

Okay, I just love Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl! Most of the time Japanese horror sucks, but this one was actually really good! Monami is soooo awesome! I am SO gonna be her for Halloween!

Monster of the Week

2011-03-19T08:52:00.000-07:00

Isaac Chroner

Children of the Corn

The Rite Review

2011-02-13T22:06:00.000-08:00

Saw the movie "The Rite" a while ago, and it wasn't bad, but not awesome either. It had it's "spasm" parts but the others scenes were just plain boring. My mom got scared because it had to do with demons and all that, but come on, she's the wimpiest person ever with those types of movies. I'd recommend you see it, Anthony Hopkins was great!

Children of Horror 2

2011-01-03T07:51:00.000-08:00

Children of horror part 2. Featuring Regan McNeil, Esther Coleman, Andy Barclay, Danny, Carol Ann, and more!

The Exorcist Scared My Brother

2011-01-02T07:57:00.000-08:00

My dad made us watch the Exorcits. I was fine with it I already saw it and thought it was weird. After we watched it my brother tried acting all tough but he ended up sleeping in our parent's bed because he claimed his bed was "shaking". Then I was looking up pictures of Regan and he was scared to go outside when my mom told him to get something from the car, so she had to go with him. What a baby. He's still paranoid and won't even LOOK at a picture of Regan, even when she's not possessed!

Monster of the Week

2011-01-02T07:53:00.000-08:00

Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th

Horror is everywhere

2010-12-26T16:30:00.000-08:00

A wolf can be pretty horrifying. Horror isn't just slashers and demons. Horror can be anywhere. It can even be in the comfort of your own home. No one wants to cross the path of an angry ( and hungry) wolf. A serial killer can come from almost anywhere. One of your own relatives can become a serial killer in the blink of an eye. Horror is everywhere.

Children and Horror

2010-12-26T03:16:00.000-08:00

Why does everyone think that when a child is the killer in a horror movie that it's totally creepy? I mean, come on! You'll be creeped out by some nine year old kid with a knife and just be normal around someone with huge canine fangs and red beady eyes? I don't think so! I see them as adorable and if you do too, you'll see, as always, that I am right.

Children of Horror

2010-12-24T01:23:00.000-08:00

Children of horror starring: Rhoda Penmark, Malachai, *Isaac Chroner*, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Glen, Glenda, Claudia, Toshio, Damien, and more!

Review: SAW 3D

2010-12-20T21:20:00.000-08:00

I saw SAW 3D not too long ago. First off, I pretty much laughed my ass off when I found out the real title was SAW 3D: The Traps Come Alive. But this isn't about the title, it's about the movie itself, because that's what makes a movie great. Anyway, a little off topic I'm gonna give you my review right now. Other than the first SAW this one was pretty good. I mean, not like all the crappy sequels before it. It had a good story, but it was based around one victim. But my favorite part was when Jill died to the best trap ever: the reverse bear trap. Now, go see it! And you'll see that I'm right! (like I always am)

Monster of the Week

2010-12-20T21:09:00.000-08:00

(sorry I haven't been doing these in a while)

The vampires from 30 Days of Night

Pumpkin Carving

2010-11-05T20:30:00.000-07:00

I carved this pumpkin!!! First time carving ever! It turned out pretty good actually, for six hours of work! My hand was sore for three freakin' days! (we never had that pumpkin carving contest )

Happy Halloween!

2010-10-31T22:16:00.001-07:00

Happy Halloween everybody! Watch a lot of horror movie! Dress up as something scary!

Videos

2010-10-31T10:26:00.001-07:00

I'm going to try to put up videos VERY soon. Just bear with me until I have them on here. I'm having troubles with Youtube.

Monster of the Week

2010-10-31T10:15:00.001-07:00

Lilith Sullivan from Case 39

Remakes Suck!

2010-10-30T09:34:00.000-07:00

Remakes always turn out badly. I mean, the Friday the 13th was pretty good and Let Me In. But the remake of a Nightmare on Elm Street sucked! Sure Jackie Earle Haley was a good Rosarch, but a crappy Freddy. If Robert Englund wasn't going to be Freddy, then why do a remake? The originals are always better. They scare people more. Just stick to the original Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th. Remakes are crap!

Horror Forever!

2010-10-29T22:00:00.000-07:00

This is a grouping of some awesome horror villans! The ones show are Ghostface, Isaac Chroner, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Lilith Sullivan, Kayako Saeki, Esther Coleman, Carrie White, Samara Morgan, and Chucky! I made this in Imageblender, and I know it sucks. So don't rub it in my face!

The New Freddy Krueger Sucks!

2010-10-27T20:01:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD! THE NEW FREDDY KRUEGER SUCKS REALLY BAD! IT WAS CRAP! THEY REPLACED ROBERT ENGLUND, THEY MAKE HIM EVEN MORE OF A MOLESTER, AND THE ACTOR WAS CRAP! I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE IT, YOU ALL KNOW THAT IT WAS CRAP!

The Black Dog-an omen of death

2010-10-24T20:51:00.000-07:00

The black dog. An omen of death. Comes to take your soul. It is said that if you see a black dog, you will die shortly after. But is this true? What do you think?

Monster of the Week

2010-10-24T20:25:00.000-07:00

Carrie from Carrie